Monday, June 4, 2007

A Round-up of Today's Idiocy

This article from yahoo news wins for best closing sentence.

The Whore of Babylon checks in to the Grey Bar Hotel.

Just when you thought he had pushed the stupidity envelope to its limit, Mike Tyson continues to amaze.

Vermont wants to secede from the Union. My opinion, let them.

"Cold Cash" Jefferson indicted. Possible maximum prison-term? 235 years!


Anonymous said...

Yeah, but admit it--YOU'd probably like to frisk her before she enters the cell! Huh? Huh?

Thomas Paine said...

Well, maybe if I was wearing an environmental hazard suit with a closed air system, had a syringe of atropine handy, and a life flight helicopter standing by, well then...yeah!