Monday, June 4, 2007

It Is To Laugh

Is it wrong to let forth a cynical laugh at this news? Because I did.

Exit Question: What are the holidays like?

Bonus Exit Question: In the unlikely (he's 63, she's 46) event that they spawn and have a daughter, what are the odds that said daughter will be horribly murdered or disappeared?


Anonymous said...

I wish I could be named "Twitty." I also kinda wish she was dating Robert Byrd instead. Then she could be Mrs. Twitty-Byrd. Why in the world would she want to get rid of a hunk named "Jug"? He sounds pretty kewl.

Thomas Paine said...

Anony-mouse shall be banned evermore for the foul taste of vomit that now occurs in my mouth, courtesy of the mental image of the Hon. Sen. Robert Byrd. Robert Byrd Post to follow today, keep your eyes open!